Thursday, January 28, 2010

Customer Non-service

Last night my Keurig coffee maker that I got for Xmas stopped working.  I called the customer service rep... she said it was "half cupping".  Okay....

She said a technician would have to call me back tomorrow, which is today, to help me fix it.  Almost 9 p.m. and no call.

Oh, I sure hope this doesn't get ugly.

And, it is supposed to snow again this weekend.  Isn't it spring yet?  At least tomorrow is Friday.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Radon

In our newspaper there was an article about the dangers of radon gas leaking into your home and how it can kill you over many years of exposure. The EPA apparently designated January as National Radon Action Month and the article said that this odorless, colorless gas could be responsible for about 20,000 deaths in the US each year, second only to cigarette smoking. And, according to this article, radon is present in the entire state of Virginia, but apparently our county, especially the Fredericksburg area, is a particular hot spot for this gas. The problem is most severe during the winter months when everything is all closed up – especially in newer homes.

“It’s always something!”, as Gilda Radner used to say.

So off we went to our nearest home improvement store to buy a $20 radon detector kit. We are supposed to place this bag of charcoal in the basement, 2 – 7 feet above the ground, for 48 hours. Then we are supposed to mail it off to North Carolina to be tested. The test results will be mailed to us and should take about 2 weeks.

If the radon is too high, we will need to have someone come to reduce it. That would be done by a “certified radon mitigator” at somewhere between $800 - $2,500.

If the EPA and the surgeon general did not recommend this testing for all homes I swear I would think this is some type of scam. But apparently it is not, however the article does not say exactly how many years you need to be exposed. I am not sure I want to know but I wonder though if this is like the hair dye scare many, many, many years ago when the public was advised they could get cancer from getting rid of their gray, only to find out that the scientists made this determination by making the poor lab mice drink bottles and bottles of the stuff. Who drinks hair dye in the first place!

Anyway, assuming this is a legitimate cause for concern, I guess I will just wait and see what the test results say before I start to worry about yet another thing that could give me cancer.

It’s always something.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Adrift on an iceberg

I can’t go into details, and I would most likely bore you if I did, but there will soon be many changes at my workplace. I am beginning to feel like I am stranded alone on a small iceberg in the middle of a vast, cold ocean. The chances of being rescued are slim because everyone else seems stranded on their own little iceberg but none of us can help one another.

I have an inflatable life raft, but the air pump can only be used once. I must cast off immediately if I plan to use it, but I am not entirely sure how seaworthy it is. I really don't even know if I will be able to steer it and if I can't, that would put me in even more peril.

On the iceberg I have a tent, but it is not waterproof. I have food and water, a few matches and some fuel to burn, but if a serious storm strikes my chance of survival will be critically endangered, especially if the raft blows out to sea. A rescue is possible, but if it comes it won't arrive for a long time.

I am still debating about the raft, yet it is by far the scarier option. My inclination is to hunker down and wait it out – I just don't know if I can stretch out the provisions.

Decisions, decisions...

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Let's Make a Deal

After a month of avoiding the treadmill by working out on any other type of exercise machine available, I decided it was time to get back into jogging.

No playing around for me, I thought, as I stepped up on the belt. I was going to run at least 45 minutes… maybe even an hour. It was time to take those resolutions seriously.

So I pressed the start button and jacked the elevation up to 4.0. I also set the pace for 4.0, which is a walking pace, but I wanted to loosen up my legs a little beforehand.

Walking, walking, walking.

That didn’t last long before I reduced the elevation to 2.5 because I could feel strain in my hip joints. Then down further to 1.0 because, after all, I was going to start running soon.

Walking, walking, walking.

Then I decided I might as well get it over with, so I increased the speed setting to 5.5.

Running, running, running.

After the first five minutes my legs felt disconnected from my body and my thighs felt like jelly.  I made a deal with myself that I could stop if I could just keep going for at least 20 minutes.


Running, running, running.

After 11 minutes I noticed I had completed just over a mile. Great! I wouldn’t even be able to qualify for the Centenarians with Bunions Half Miler with that kind of pace. But I reminded myself that it was not about speed but moving my body over a period of time. And then I thought about my sister who walks five miles a day in some of the worst weather conditions, outdoors, in the snow, at 5 a.m. every morning. And thinking about that got me up to about 18 minutes, and I didn’t feel so bad so I thought maybe I could stretch it out to 30.


Running, running, running.

At 22 minutes I had jogged a little over two miles, but I had forgotten that I had walked for the first three minutes so I was actually running a little faster than an 11 minute mile, albeit only slightly. How far would I get in 30 minutes at this pace? But then I started thinking that the music I was listening to on my ipod was due for an update. I like to listen to Podrunner when I jog because I can choose the beats per minute to match my pace.  I think the DJ that makes these podcasts is a genius and best of all, they're free!

Running, running, running.

And then I heard the guy running next to me pounding away with loud steady footfalls like a construction worker operating a pneumatic drill to bust up concrete - bam, bam, bam! I wondered how long his knees would last under that type of punishment. But he was young and probably had no worries about his joints yet. Besides, in the morning paper I read that over 700,000 knee and hip replacement surgeries are performed in the US every year, so by the time he needs new parts it will probably be no more stressful than going to the dentist.

And that got me up to 30 minutes but not quite three miles, so I decided I could keep going until I reached three.

Running, running, running.

I glanced up at the overhead TV and saw there was a home decorating show on and the designers were taping off the walls with masking tape and then brushing on a thin glue-like paste (decoupage?) between the lines, but it was hard to follow what they were doing with no sound and I was never able to watch TV very well while running on the treadmill. I tend to stray towards what I am looking at and before I know it I am running off the belt. The most I can usually do is glance up once in awhile, but I usually end up missing the most important scenes. I envy those runners who can watch an entire show while flying across the belt at the pace of a gazelle, without so much as a trip or stumble. That is so not me!


Running, running, running.

And then I was at 40 minutes and 3.8 miles. I thought I might as well even it out to four miles.

And after a few minutes I slowed the belt down to a walking pace and continued for another 15 minutes until I reached five miles.

Phew! One day down; the rest of my life to go.
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Monday, January 11, 2010

Resolution Update

It is frickin' cold outside!

This comment has been expressed by AJ on several mornings so far in 2010 and this weather condition has, unfortunately, seriously eroded my fairly recent resolutions to drink more water and exercise more.

My water drinking has been sabotaged by the new Keurig coffee maker I received for Christmas. Hot coffee and cocoa on frigid days always seem to win out over cold water. But today I tried to do a little better and drank the recommended daily allowance of 8 glasses while I had a portable electric heater on 90 degrees, blasting hot air at me sitting less than three feet away in my chair. Of course, I worked at home today, so this accommodation with heating was possible. Tomorrow at the office will be another story.

The holidays are over and I am ready for Old Man Winter to take a hike and instead I think he just popped a top on another beer. This is the problem I have with men; they are usually stubborn and don’t know when to take their leave.

And AJ has been suffering from a very bad cold, but still going to work and walking at least 8 miles every day on her job, poor thing, so she hasn’t felt like going to go to the gym after work with me. And I have found it very easy to use her illness to my benefit – under the disguise of wanting to nurse her back to health – which I admit is shameful because she feels so appreciative of my attentiveness and I am just happy I have a good excuse to skip my dreadful date with the treadmill.

But honestly, can I help it if I prefer an evening near a toasty fireplace, a blanket and a sleeping cat warming my legs, a good book on my lap and steaming hot chocolate from my Keurig?

Yes, I admit I feel like a reheated lump of mash potatoes and my clothes have begun to pinch in all the wrong places, but it is cold out and who feels like going back out into that after navigating through 50 miles of slippery, slushy, snowy, salt and sand-coated roads!

Please don’t mind me. I just felt like having a fit.

But that isn’t helping me with my resolutions.

I went to the gym this evening and I felt pretty good when I got done. They are calling for slightly warmer weather tomorrow, but, unfortunately, I seriously doubt that stubborn old man got the hint.

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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

My mother's computer

My mother bought an Apple desktop computer last March. She had to be convinced that she needed a new one, since her old one was a hand-me-down from my sister that was at least 8 years old and she was still using dial up internet access! My sister is a huge Apple computer enthusiast, and I agreed that for my mother that type of computer was probably the best choice, except for the cost. My father was never really sold on the price, but he went along.

Since March my mother she has been waiting to show it to me and she also wanted me to help her learn some new things that she has been wanting to do but unable to figure out on her own. I told her I am not an Apple computer expert but I would read the manual and the books she bought and help her if I could. Why doesn’t she ask my sister, you might ask? I think she does, but sometimes my sister does not seem to have the patience to explain the basics and she is so busy, so when I come to visit, I am never busy doing anything but visiting and I have more time and seemingly more patience. I often wonder if my mother would still think I have more patience if I lived closer.

So my mother was really looking forward to our visit that was scheduled for the week after Christmas, but on Christmas day my niece was using mom’s computer and all of a sudden the screen when completely white. My niece felt bad because she thought she broke it, and my sister tried to fix it but couldn’t get it to do anything. My sister knew how much mom wanted to show the computer to me, so she took her the day after Christmas (ugh), to the Apple computer store with my father in tow (double ugh). And of course the mall in general and the Apple store in particular was crowded, and I am sure my father had a fit because first he hates going to the mall, and going to a store in the mall that has a line just to get in the door! Oh, I can just imagine how much fun that whole trip was.

My sister, sensing my father was ready to tell my mother that they will come back later, busted the line and found a salesman named Brian and explained what happened to the computer. Brian could probably tell that neither my sister or my mother were very happy, and if my father went in the store with them I am sure the scowl on his face would have been priceless. Brian took the computer and said he would have to send it off for service. He said it could take 3 or 4 business days and he didn’t know what the problem was but it could be that the hard drive crashed.

This was not good since it was not going to be repaired in time for our visit, and worse, my mom could lose all of her pictures on the hard drive. My mother does not do much with the computer, other than email, surf the internet for quilting, sewing and cross-stitch patterns and copy the pictures that my father usually takes from their digital camera to the hard drive. And surprisingly, my father has become quite the picture taker and he takes a lot of them, so that meant a lot of pictures would be lost.

But on New Year’s eve Brian called my mother and told her that they had looked at her computer and determined that it was the monitor that needed to be repaired, not the hard drive. He said that since it would take so long to repair, they would give my mother a choice – she could either have them finish repairing her old computer, which would take several more days to a week, or she could take a newer, bigger, faster one with a brand new one year warranty. Plus, they would transfer all of her pictures from the old computer to the new one. My mother thought there must be a catch, so she asked Brian a lot of questions and finally asked him what he would do. Brian said he would take the new computer. So she agreed, hung up the phone, and then told my father. He also thought there was a trick and told my mother to call back and make sure she wasn’t going to be charged anything. He thought there had to be a hidden fee. She called back and Brian assured her there would be no charge. Later that day she told me and asked what I thought. I said it was great! Then she told my sister. She too said it was great! The only bad part was that she would not be able to get the new computer until the day that we were leaving. Guess you can’t expect everything.

So on our drive home last Saturday my sister called and said they had picked up the new computer and it was wonderful. The monitor was larger, the RAM and hard drive were a lot larger, it came with an wireless mouse and keyboard (but Mom got to keep her old mouse and keyboard if she preferred to plug them in), and it had a SD card reader slot directly in the computer so she no longer needed an adapter to copy her pictures. But the best part was when she turned it on, it looked just like her old one… all her settings had been copied from the old computer to the new computer. She didn’t have to relearn anything. And my sister showed her how to back up her pictures on a flash drive in the future, just in case…

To say my mother is pleased with the outcome is an understatement. I think it was fantastic and I know she would not have gotten the same deal from any other computer manufacturer after 9 months, and even if she did, chances are that she would have had to relearn the layout of a new computer all over again. This is a big deal for someone her age and it is getting to be a big deal for me, too. That is why I have been procrastinating and holding off on buying a new computer myself (which is also over 8 years old) – I just don’t seem to have the time or inclination to relearn a new setup. Although an Apple seemed a good solution for the relearning problem, it has always seemed cost prohibitive when compared to the Windows products.

But I think my mother’s positive experience has convinced me otherwise.

Friday, January 1, 2010

My Plans for the New Year

At first when I started thinking about New Year’s resolutions I thought I wouldn’t make any. I always feel defeated around February when I feel like I didn't follow through. But I got to thinking that many of the things that I had resolved to do last year are just works in progress, and now some of them seem to be habits rather than resolutions, and although I can’t say I do them always 100%, at least I got started in 2009. So instead of New Year’s resolutions, I think I will call these my New Year’s continuances:


1. Visit my relatives more. This can be difficult since they live 8 hours away, so it is not only time but money involved, but we did get to see them a couple times last year, and we are just finishing up a visit today, so we did make a start on that one in 2009.


2. Spend more time with friends. We went on a couple group camping and bike riding trips in 2009.  Unfortunately several will be moving away later this year after retirement, but maybe we will be able to plan trips to meet them somewhere. It may also work out that we will see them more than when they lived here since they plan on coming back to visit and hopefully stay with us at our house when they return.


3. Stop watching so much television and read more. After the television writer’s strike AJ and I stopped watching so much, and now we have decided that neither of us wanted to go back to staring at a television every night.


4. Go to the gym more. Fortunately I can combine this with resolution #3 and only watch television while working out on the treadmill or other exercise machine.


5. Of course eat better and drink more water. I can always do better with this. I fell overboard over the holidays, but I want to climb back onboard when we get home tomorrow.


6. Be a nicer person. This one is also always on my list, but I don’t ever seem to get it exactly right. I figure all I can do is just keep trying to get better.


I guess six is enough for now. That should be enough to keep me busy in 2010.